Fantasy:

Once upon a time, a great gala was hosted by the Riddler, and all the great Batman villains arrived. The first to arrive was Catwoman, who brought her courtesan, the infamous Dr. Albert Wily *yes, the same one who tries to kill Mega Man*. They saw a lot of each other in those days, back when Albert walked around in a fedora singing about how he'd "turned the city on". *Protomen fans, you know what I'm talking about.* Next through the door was a grizzled, undead Vietnam veteran, which was odd in and of itself, but the Riddler was a gracious host, and the vet was invited as well. Bane arrived soon after, ushering Robin into the living room. *Apparently, they were a couple, and the Caped Crusader was in the dark about it.* Harley Quinn was next, dressed in her finest garb. In fact, it was the exact same outfit that was to be featured in the Arkham Asylum video game, a tidbit that Harley herself was proud of. A pair of mimes arrived, strangely enough, but it was assumed that they had worked with either the Riddler or the Joker on a couple of bank heists, so they were allowed entrance into the darkest congregation of the century. Father Don *whose exact reason for being invited was unclear* and the Joker arrived to complete the guest list, and the bash was underway. Fun was had by all! Father Don was mixing the punch, and Bane was fiddling with the tubes on his back. Robin was busy making snacks, and when he wasn't hanging all over his lover Catwoman, Dr. Wily was swapping music information with the male mime and undead vet. Catwoman iced the cake, Harley Quinn was enjoying the punch, and the Riddler was happy that the party was a success.

But, as the hours turned, Catwoman sensed danger. She alerted her consort and retreated to an unoccupied room to place a hurried call. Within moments, her driver arrived, and whisked the two of them away into the night. Catwoman's instincts had saved her once again, as she later learned that Batman had arrived shortly after they had left, and took down the rest of the party guests!

Catwoman and Dr. Wily's current whereabouts are unknown, but it is rumoured that they are engaged.

Reality:

I went to a pretty awesome Halloween party at my friend's house with my fiancé. He dressed up like the Protomen's version of Dr. Wily, and I was Catwoman. Katie *our hostess* was the female version of the Riddler *which was awesome*, This guy Ritchie showed up and had Katie do some special effects makeup on his face to make him look as if he'd been shot in the face. It came out so awesome that he put on his camouflage jacket and proclaimed he was a Vietnam vet, and that he'd seen 'some things', which was nothing short of awesome right there. Jake and Brittany were Bane and Robin, Bizzy was Harley, and Dane and his girlfriend were random mimes! Corey was the Joker, and Fred had possibly the easiest costume because he was Father Don. All he needed was an eyepatch and a priest's robes, and BAM! Father Don. ...I'm still confused as to who Father Don was, but I do know Fred's a cool guy, so what does it matter? It was really cool, and I'd definitely do it again in a hearbeat, but we had to leave early. Not because Caitlin was coming dressed as Batman, but because I was starting to get a WICKED migraine, and I really didn't want to barf all over Katie's furniture. AFTER the party was a lot more fun, but I'd rather not talk about that on here.

Oh, and our whereabouts are definitely known, and yes, rumours are true.